Dear Mr. President

Mr. President, George "W" Bush... please stop visiting the state of Florida. It seems that Mother Nature has it in for you and the data is there to show it. Each time that you have visited our great state, we have been followed up within a week with another blasted Hurricane. Yesterday you were investigating damage caused by Hurrican Jeanne and today there are reports from the National Hurricane Center of more storms brewing... just a matter of time if our theory is holding true. In the meantime, please stay out of Florida, we've had enough of the bad weather, just as we've had enough of your bad policies and unjustified warfare. Pack your bags in Washington and go back to Texas. I'm sure Mr. Kerry will be willing to pick up the tab for your moving van!

Sincerely,

The People of Florida